Meet the Satellite of Love

Have you always wanted to meet the Satellite of Love? Well we don't want to meet you. Just kidding! Geez, lighten up! Anyway, now you can "meet" us on the "information superhighway." This way we don't actually have to talk to you or look at you. (Unless you send us pictures, which is not recomended unless you're an attractive girl above the age of 18. ((21 if you're Canadian))) And also there's less chance of us getting into an argument with you about the validity of JRR Tolkien in today's post-industrial society.

John-Michael is the lead back-up singer, lead guitarist, co-founder, lead graphic designer, and maker of merchandise for Satellite of Love. Any art you ever see for Satellite of Love was done only by John-Michael. (Except for this one poster which was a collaboration between Ryan, Andy, and John-Michael. But there is only one and it's hanging in Nick's room.)

Favorite Book: 1984 by George Orwell, The Demon Princes by Jack Vance, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Crystal Shard by RA Salvatore, Kiln People by David Brin, A Scanner Darkly by Phillip K. Dick, Hyperion and The Fall of Hyperion by Dan Simmons, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, The Foundation Trilogy by Isaac Asimov
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Wizard: Gandalf the Grey, Annisssius (From Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell),
Favorite Videa Games: Ancient Domains of Mystery, Fallout, Mechwarrior II, Dune II, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, MegaTraveller: The Zhodani Conspiracy
Favorite TV Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Father Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Futurama, King of the Hill, Arrested Developement, The Office (BBC Version), Extras
Hottest Dictator: Joseph Stalin.(I just love a dictator with a moustache!)
Favorite Movies: Star Wars IV: A New Hope, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi, Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 1984, Space Mutiny, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Annie Hall, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask,
Favorite Musics: Blind Guardian, Demons & Wizards, Pixies, Weezer, The Lords of the Rhymes, mc chris, My Bloody Valentine, The Beastie Boys, The Breeders, Joy Division, Idlewild, The Pogues

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Nick Reynolds is the lead singer, lead songwriter, and co-founder of Satellite of Love. He likes to eat chips a lot, and i'm going to have to ask him to tell me something to write because i'm not feeling very creative at the moment.

Favorite Book: The Diary of Anne Frank
Favorite Color: Used to be red, now it's blue
Favorite Wizard: Of Oz
Favorite Videa Game: Guitar Hero & Burnout III
Favorite TV Show:
Favorite Dictator:

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Favorite Book:Gnomes by Rien Poortvliet and Wil Huygen's
Favorite Color:Awesomeated Blue
Favorite Wizard:Imperial Wizard
Favorite Videa Game:Elder  Scrolls  IV: Oblivion,  Metal Gear Solid
Series,  ICO, Shadow of the Colossus, and Half Life
Favorite TV Show: The Office (BBC), Father Ted, Upright Citizens
Brigade, Strangers with Candy, News Radio, and Arrested Development
Favorite Dictator:Himmler (While not technically a dictator, he sure
could take on any of those other wannabes.)

 

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Favorite Book: LOTR trilogy, Original Dragonlance Trilogy, the Farseer and Tawny Man Trilogies, the Wheel of Time Series, Paradise Lost (just kidding), thotbott.com (might as well be a book),
Favorite Color: bloodfang red
Favorite Wizard: Raistlin Majere or Radagast the Brown
Favorite Videa Games: WoW, Half-Life 2, Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, Baldur's Gate 2, Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast, Deus Ex, Chrono Trigger, Heroes of Might and Magic 3, CounterStrike: Source (fuck you 1.6 unbelievers), The Curse of Monkey Island, TES 3: Morrowind
Favorite TV Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Firefly, Futurama, the Venture Brothers, Farscape, MST3K, Da Ali G Show, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Freaks and Geeks, Lost, Band of Brothers
Hottest Dictator: Mao Tse Tong (it's his smile, really
Favorite Musics:Weezer, Radiohead, Pixies, Pink Floyd, Blind Guardian, Modest Mouse, Oasis, Led Zeppelin, the Lords of the Rhymes, Bob Dylan, Beck, Demons and Wizards, Hindenburg Exploding Team 1937 (and any other genre defining band), System of a Down (they really aren't crap. really.), Joy Division, early U2, David Bowie, My Bloody Valentine, Pavement, the Jesus and Mary Chain
Favorite Movies:Star Wars (IV-VI, especially Empire, as well as III); Aliens; the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; the LOTR films (++ROTK); It's a Wonderful Life; Akira; 1984 (very good book to film translation imo); City of God; Rear Window; the FIRST Matrix; a Christmas Story, Seven Samurai; Chinatown; North by Northwest

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Favorite Book: Job
Favorite Color: black
Favorite Wizard: Pootslap
Favorite Videa Game: Pixel Game Adventure
Favorite TV Show: MST3K?
Favorite Dictator: Charlie Chaplin